Thursday, May 13, 2010

My lab exam Vs My Luck!!!

Every human enjoys the college life. Of course I'm not an evil,i too enjoy the college life!
Did any hurdle come to me in between while this golden life?



read this to know!!!


Dedicated to my physics instructor:



Entering the lab examination hall is not only entering with two hands,two legs,one nose,32 teeth's,one heart and one 'head'. But in that a 'brain' should also be there. Many want exam to go well,because they want good pointer. And many read for good GRE. Anyway i too had some thing same as head. But brain!!(sorry,what it means??!).

As usual i reached the hall at least 15min late. Just then my instructor was going to mark me as absent but got saved. But i could not save from his words. If he scolded then it was OK. But he was doing emotional black mail." What for you are here? Your parents might have built
home of dreams. Your father might have gave you Rs.500 and told make it 5 crore(!)....". I was a bit amused by his words.But Train was non-stop. I could not tell him any thing. But i wanted to tell him,'you crap,already am late. I have to start my lab exam!'. But i just nodded for his words.

When i opened the last piece of paper to know which experiment i got. I was shocked to see them.
I got two experiments which are lengthy and more than all i Dont know the procedures!!!I knew all other experiments but these two i didnt. I thought what a bad luck.

When i saw my position where i have to do my practicals, that was a second shock for me.
I was the only person doing that experiment. Means i can't even copy!!


I thought of exchanging the practical by sacrificing 5marks. I thought if i go there he will again torture me emotionally.

I had complete 2.30 hours in hand and thought i should not waste the time. Finally i got to try my level best. I tried to recollect about the experiment which i had got. But i could not. When all things go wrong then only thing comes is sleep! I slept completely for an hour. Then one of my instructors came and woke me up.
He came with a cup of tea i thought he will give me. But sipped it alone.
Again i checked the question. Among some faded memory i found some thing unfaded.
I recollected some points which my instructor had taught me.
Finally decided to write some thing and what next? Get shoot out from there. I thought at least he will give some thing for the theory.
I wrote what i could recollect,kept the answer booklet in my place and sneaked amidst my class mates to the exit.


When every one came after the exam, all were happy about exam and discussing about their pointer. Some one shouted he may get 10 pointer!! I thought to kick him and tell,'if you are getting then keep quiet and do your thing'. But that day was not mine.

After a week my instructor messaged me to come his cabin. I questioned myself, 'Did i get my 3rd FF?!!'. I went to him, he was cool. And asked why I didnt write observations etc.. I told the practical was too lengthy and a bit tough. When I saw his expression it was like not satisfied with my answer. Just for a moment also I didnt think what i am telling, I added, 'I know the concepts I can do now exactly'.
After that myself thought, Is that true?!!

He just stared at me. Some current like thing went in my head.I reluctantly had to add, 'you can ask any question from the 'given experiment' '. Then he thought for a while and said, 'you know the experiment already and you might have read them. So now you are telling to ask questions'. At last he added, 'I will ask questions from other experiments'.

I was happy!! Because my plan got good turn!!! some currrent like thing was this only. Just i thought if he asks questions about same experiment which i didnt read still(!) then!!! So i just pressured on the word 'given experiment'.

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

my sunday morning!!

How you feel when you are seated on the most hot seat? And on that you are planning your future plans!!Yep, am fortunate that i got that opportunity in my hostel days!!!


But what is that plan??!!!

READ THIS!!!


From a deadly evil dream i woke and felt that some thing was crushed under my leg. I pushed down the bed sheet and found some broken glass pieces of my alarm clock which was showing exact 10:10 am!
I felt uneasy, i don't know why, i started to fix the glass pieces. Then at a sudden some voice came from myself! More precisely from my stomach! It just sounded,"let me go out else i will come out!!".

I realized its not the time for other work and jumped from my double cot bed. Searched for a bucket,any how i didn't had mine. it was Sunday so all the juniors had taken their bucket to wash their clothes.
I crawled beneath my friends cot too to search for a bucket. But that day i was unlucky.

The inside pressure was increasing as an exponential function! so i thought of checking buckets in bath room. I ran with crossed fingers. Among the two bath rooms i opened the one, but i could not see the bucket. Then my tension enhanced because at least my probability of finding a bucket was 1/2. But now it has become 1!! sure shot!!!
It was not the time to cross fingers but close palms and pray. i did the same!! i made a promise to God, if i get a bucket then i will wake early morning daily! then i slowly opened the door as am opening the heaven's door to see God. For my surprise i got one,it was small and had water in that.at that time a mug was also OK for me!! But was sad for the promise to God and thought i would have waited for some more time!
Bath room door was full with scribblings, and it will be better if i won't tell about the smell there!!

Among all these i find it a heaven. This is the first time that i was lucky to have probability 1!!!

But the tension was not reduced, if any one comes and see my a little bucket then whats the condition! Being a house leader am with a little bucket!! And with all this, my tension has increased when i noticed water level was reducing!! it had a hole!

It was not the time to calculate the radius of hole, its parabolic projection with Toricell's equation etc. I just wanted the hole to shut. When i searched my pocket, i found xerox of my score card which had 2 FF's!! I thought its the better use of score card.And managed to fill the hole.



I thought every thing is fine now, then a sudden knock came from out side! some body wanted my hot seat as the other bath room was also occupied. But i was just in then.I told him give me some time. if he asks about the bucket then!! And i started to make answers.As time elapsed,knocking become faster. After some time he shouted then i came to know that its my friend. He was in a position to slam the door if i don't open the it because a few minutes before i too was in the same condition.i thought to share the bath room! But it didnt seem nice.

I made my answer,thought i will tell him the truth,"as its Sunday all juniors had taken their buckets so i didn't find any. so i came with this....". and with all this explanations i opened the door. And just started to tell him. But i was happy to see him telling me,"as its Sunday all juniors had taken their buckets so i didn't find any. so i came with this, showed me a small mug!!!".
my tension was over. Thanked God for giving hand at the last moment. I didn't say him anything i moved towards my cot,behind i heard loud crack of rockets from bath room!!!
This was my morning(mourninig). And i was scared of the rest day. As usual it went worst!!I made sure not to leak this bath room issue.And no body saw me except my friend and i was sure that he wont tell to any because he too was in the same condition! We had special class till evening.
When i came after dinner, power was not there. so i thought to sleep. When i was on bed then i heard some gossips. My juniors were talking about my friend's morning bath room issue!!!!!!!